User blog:Rabbidpony/Bluey FNF AU - Week 4 (Mommy Must Murder)

Bluey and Jean-Luc are standing on their curb, waiting for their taxi to pick them up

Jean-Luc: Taxi! Hey, taxi!

Bluey: Really, it’s okay, we can just get burgers.

Jean-Luc: No way, Bluey! I know you’ve been wanting to eat at that new sushi place for weeks now! And this is the day it happens! Once we get a ride.

Once of the backup dancers comes by in the taxi and picks Bluey and Jean-Luc up and throws them on the car

Bluey: Oh, hey, mom!

Chili: Hey, sweetie!

Jean-Luc: Um...

Chili: Oh, you must be Bluey’s boyfriend! My husband told me all about you! I’m Chili! Bluey’s mom!

Jean-Luc: Why are we standing on the car?

Chili: Question; where are you going with my daughter?

Jean-Luc: Um... can you drop us off at Eva’s Sushi And Sides, please?

Chili: If you can beat me in my rap, I’ll let you go there with my daughter! If you don’t, she’ll have to go with me!

Satin Panties plays

Chili: Nice shot! But if you can’t do it again, you can’t go with her!

Jean-Luc: I can do it again!

Chili: This shouldn’t be a problem for me!

High plays

Chili: Ugh. I didn’t know my daughter was dating such a killjoy.

Jean-Luc: What? I’m totally fun!

Chili: Prove it to me!

MILF plays

Chili: Wow, Jean-Luc! You’re right! You are fun! You have permission to date my daughter! I’ll drop you guys off at the sushi place you were headed for!

Chili drops Bluey and Jean-Luc off at Eva’s Sushi And Sides

Jean-Luc: Hello! Table for two, please! I just need to pay... um... where’s my wallet?

One of the backup dancers laughs, as he is the one who stole Jean-Luc’s wallet