User blog:Rabbidpony/Bluey FNF AU - Vs. Rusty

Bluey: Isn’t today such a nice day in the city, Jean-Luc?

Jean-Luc: Yeah! Wait a minute, who is that?

Rusty: Ugh, why must things like this happen every 11 minutes of my life?

Jean-Luc: Oh my god! Is it just me, or... is that... Rusty? Rusty the famous ex rockstar! Rusty the hottie who got a lot of fangirls!

Bluey: Rusty the sworn enemy of my parents.

Jean-Luc: Your parents have a lot of sworn enemies.

Bluey: We probably shouldn’t go talk to him, Jean-Luc. He knows about me and he probably knows about you from your battles.

Jean-Luc: You think he knows me? You think he wants to battle?

Bluey: JEAN-LUC, WAIT!

Jean-Luc grabs Bluey’s hand and runs to Rusty

Rusty burns a picture of Bandit

Jean-Luc: Hey!

Rusty turns around to see Jean-Luc

Rusty: Who...?

Jean-Luc: Hey, Rusty!

Rusty: Oh, it’s you two.

Jean-Luc: Oh my god, Bluey! Can you believe this? He knows me!

Rusty: Would both of you kindly leave me alone? I don’t want anybody to know I’m here.

Jean-Luc: Sorry, Rusty, but I would like to ask for a favor. Everyone’s been challenging me recently. Why don’t I challenge someone else for a change?

Rusty: Listen, I ain’t looking for trouble tonight, just leave and everything will be cool.

Jean-Luc: Sorry, Rusty, but I want to challenge someone else for a change.

Rusty: ...

Lo-Fight plays

Rusty: I see how it is.

Jean-Luc: Oh my god, Rusty, that was so good! We should do it again!

Rusty: You’re really pushing my limits... uh... what’s your name?

Jean-Luc: Jean-Luc.

Rusty: Jean-Luc.

Jean-Luc: Sorry, Rusty, but I’ve been fanboying over you for a while now.

Rusty: Well, how about you go die in a ditch instead?

Jean-Luc: Nope, I live for the thrill!

Rusty: Don’t make me do this...

Overhead plays

Rusty: ENOUGH. THEY’VE TAKEN ALL I’VE EVER HAD. I’VE BEEN DOOMED INTO AN ENDLESS CYCLE OF RUNNING AND HIDING FROM THINGS I CANNOT CONTROL. CURSE YOU. CURSE YOU AND THE FILTH THAT BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD.

Jean-Luc: Oh yeah! Now we’re really talking!

Bluey: I warned you, Jean-Luc!

Ballistic plays

Rusty: GRR! THAT’S IT! I’M TIRED OF THIS! I’M ABOUT TO GO OFF IN 3... 2...

Chloe comes on over and saves Rusty

Rusty: Chloe! You saved me!

Bluey: Chloe, you know Rusty?

Chloe: Oh, hey, Bluey! Rusty is my boyfriend! And Jean-Luc, you should stop trying to make people so angry just like that “Bandit” you had to fight. Now if you excuse me, Rusty and I have got to go. Bye!

(Yes, I know Whitty isn’t a canon character, I had just done all of the weeks so far, so until Week 8 comes out, I’ll be doing mods.)