User blog:Rabbidpony/Bluey FNF AU - Week 3 (Judo)

Jean-Luc is walking Bluey home after their date

Bluey: I’m glad you’re walking me home, Jean-Luc, but are you sure you know where we’re going?

Jean-Luc: Of course I do! Your place should be right over... oh. We’re lost.

Bluey: What do we do now, Jean-Luc?

Jean-Luc: I don’t know.

Suddenly, Bluey and Jean-Luc hear a sound

Jean-Luc: Wait, what’s that sound?

Judo comes out of the bushes

Judo: Beware, boy! You won’t be stealing Bluey from Bandit again after this- wait, Jean-Luc?

Jean-Luc: Judo?

Bluey: Judo, what are you doing here? Wait, Jean-Luc, Judo, you know each other?

Jean-Luc: Yes, she’s my ex-girlfriend. We broke up because she was too violent.

Judo: Bluey, I had no idea you were dating my ex-boyfriend.

Bluey: What are you even doing here in the first place, Judo?

Judo: Your dad sent me here to kill your boyfriend. But, Jean-Luc, since you’re someone I knew, I’ll give you a chance to survive. If you can beat me in a rap.

Jean-Luc: Sounds like a challenge to me! You’re on!

Pico plays

Judo: Wow, Jean-Luc! I never knew how good at rapping you were! But let’s see if you can beat me again!

Jean-Luc: Huh? Again?

Judo: Do you ready think I’ll let you go if you only beat me once?

Philly plays

Judo: Alright, Jean-Luc... just one more time.

Jean-Luc: Huh? I thought the battle was over!

Judo: That was just a friendly welcoming. Get ready for the REAL rap!

Blammed plays

Judo: Wow! Good job, Jean-Luc! Since you were able to beat me, I’ll let you go.

Jean-Luc: Thanks, Judo! We were trying to find Bluey’s house, but we can’t find it.

Judo: Oh yeah... about that... you’re gonna wanna turn right.

Jean-Luc realizes that they were close to Bluey’s house the whole time

Jean-Luc: Oh...

(Yes, I know Pico isn’t originally from FNF. Please don’t spam that in the comments because it’s annoying. And no, I don’t ship Boyfriend X Pico, I only made Jean-Luc and Judo exes because Boyfriend and Pico are canonically exes.)