User blog:Rabbidpony/Bluey FNF AU - Week 6 (Hating Simulator)

Bluey and Jean-Luc are stuck at Bluey’s house because it’s raining

Jean-Luc: Aww man! We can’t go anywhere in this weather!

Bluey: Look on the bright side, Jean-Luc! If we stay here, maybe no one will try to sing you to death for once!

Jean-Luc: Yeah, you’re right. Besides, we can play some classic PS1 games! Alien Hominid, Kitz The Cat...

Bluey: What about Hating Simulator?

Jean-Luc: What? No way!

Bluey: C’mon, it’s more fun than most dating simulators!

Jean-Luc: Well... okay.

Bluey and Jean-Luc start up Hating Simulator

Jean-Luc: What’s so special about Hating Simulator? Is it one of those games that sucks you inside of it like Jumanji or something?

Bluey: Yes.

Jean-Luc: Probably should’ve waited for you to say that before I started the game.

Bluey and Jean-Luc get sucked inside Hating Simulator

Bandit: Have fun, kids!

Meanwhile, inside Hating Simulator...

Mackenzie: Ah! A new fair maiden has arrived to Hating Simulator! What’s your name, girl?

Bluey: Bluey, and I-

Mackenzie: Great! Want to be my girlfriend, Bluey?

Jean-Luc: Who do you think you are?

Mackenzie: Really? Mackenzie. Do you think you can steal my girlfriend from me?

Jean-Luc: She’s not your girlfriend! She’s my girlfriend!

Mackenzie: Oh yeah? Well, here’s a deal; if you beat me in my rap, you and your girlfriend will stay together, but if you lose, you’ll have to break up and she’ll have to get with me!

Bluey: Jean-Luc, I know you can win. Please win, I-

Jean-Luc: Let’s go!

Senpai plays

Mackenzie: Not bad for an ugly worm. But keep it up and the things I’ll do to you aren’t going to be very E for Everyone!

Roses plays

Bluey: I’m sorry, Mackenzie, but I don’t want to date you. I already have a boyfriend.

Mackenzie: STUPID JEAN-LUC BEAT ME TWICE! BLUEY, BREAK UP WITH HIM RIGHT NOW!

Bluey: NO! I REFUSE TO BREAK UP WITH HIM!

Mackenzie: If you don’t break up with him, I’ll make her do it for me!

Jean-Luc: “Her”?

Bluey: Who’s “her”?

* Mackenzie releases Shelly*

Shelly: Call me Shelly. Break up with him or you will he stuck here forever! And I’ll be free!

Bluey: No! I won’t break up with him!

Shelly: You’re as big of a monster as your dad. He’s the one who trapped me in here in the first place. You know what, Jean-Luc? Fight me and I’ll let you out!

Jean-Luc: Okay!

Thorns plays

Shelly: You beat me. I guess I have to let you out now.

Shelly lets Bluey and Jean-Luc out of Hating Simulator

Jean-Luc: I have so many questions!

Bluey: Do you want to kiss your hot girlfriend?

Jean-Luc: I have 0 questions!